Where to begin... Take a moment to breathe. The door isn't yellow, I know. "It's infuriating." We know it's infuriating, Paul, but we've only just arrived. "I haven't even been given any directions. How am I going to find her office?" It's unlikely that you will. He hasn't even crossed the threshold and the complaining has begun. What will he say to her yellow stripe, to the cannon on the roof and the politics found in the halls? It's hard to imagine but it won't be hard for long. Open the door and you'll feel the love. Paul might cringe time and time again, but we hope you'll feel differently. The mind boggles, the stomach reels and the knees quake, come and feel for yourself. Madam President welcomes you with open arms.