Meg Reynolds was a video game playing loner stuck in a dead-end job. Her life was on the fast track to nowhere until the fateful day she bit into a bad burrito filled with fate - and a bit of a food poisoning. Crying out for relief from the abdominal agony, her prayers were answered - but not in any way she ever expected. Now Meg has a new problem - Vocharlian Variegatus, the so-called guardian demon she accidentally summoned to her bathroom. Now this extremely odd couple have a whole host of new dangers to confront- devious fey lords, ruthless men in black, and even the fabric of reality itself. All these forces have a singular purpose now, and that is eliminating one accidental summoner and her minions so that nothing else can disturb the relentless tide of conformity. Unless the pair can figure out a way to survive...