Q: Why couldn't the pony sing in the choir? Because she was a little horse!Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!Q: What kind of room doesn't have doors? A mushroom!Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!Q: How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!Q: What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!Q: How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!Q: What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!Q: Which hand is better to write with? Neither. It's better to write with a pencil!Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don't look! I'm changing!Q: What is the witch's favorite school subject? Spelling!Q: What did the frog order for lunch? A burger and a diet croak!Q: Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert? Because she was stuffed!Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.Q: Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.Q: What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!Q: What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids don't eat broccoli!Q: What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzzzzcuts!Q: How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field!Q: What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug.