In Garfield’s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. Sleep — The best 18 hours of my day Coffee — Mother Nature’s Jumper Cables Dogs — They contain 90% of the world’s drool supply. Love — …is splitting the last piece of pizza. Exercise — My favorite spectator sport. Mondays — The armpit of days. Golf — That’s Scottish for ‘AAARGH!’ | Garfield's Guide To Everything by Jim Davis, Paperback | Indigo Chapters