Jamie wants to be the next David Attenborough. He films nocturnal animals in their natural habitat and posts them on the internet. Then Claire walks into his editing suite, well, bedroom. Stunningly beautiful and with a body to die for, she says she's a model and she's looking for a video maker to do her fashion shoots, except... they're not the sort of fashion shoots Jamie was expecting. Out in the hot night with Claire's demands getting ever more daring and dangerous Jamie starts to wish he'd never given up his foxes and hedgehogs and deer mice and great horned owls, except by now he's in love. 15,000 words with an unexpected but hilarious happy ending.