The Effin Birds calendar 2026 is your unapologetically funny way to stay organized all year long. Each weekly spread pairs beautifully colored vintage bird artwork with hilariously profane captions, which is perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcasm, swearing, and a bit of snark in their schedule. This 12-month planner brings humor and structure together, making it ideal for tracking appointments, planning trips, or jotting down notes. Let these bold birds turn every week into a laugh-out-loud moment of “effin” joy! Bring attitude and organization together with the Effin Birds calendar—a hilarious planner that’s equal parts profanity, personality, and productivity.Product Information:Dimensions (closed): 9.25"H x 7.25"W x 0.52"DDimensions (open): 7.3"H x 19"W Calendar Format: Weekly and Monthly Perfect with Medium Rectangle GridsCalendar Start Date: January 2026 with Sunday StartTime Span: 12 month plannerCover & Closure: Paper Cover Paper Source: FSCInk Type: Soy-BasedPackaging: Plastic Free - Single Wafer SealCreative Artist: Aaron ReynoldsAdditional Features:Contains Canadian Stat HolidayDoes Not Contain Lunar CycleContains Mini Reference Month 12 month preview page of upcoming yearMore Info: Publisher: Medium Item ID: %12% Language: Rectangle Country of Origin: Does Not Contain Lunar CycleContains Canadian Stat Holiday 12 month preview page of upcoming year Contains Mini Reference Month