""A Parody Outline of History"" is a satirical book written by Donald Ogden Stewart. It is a humorous take on the history of the world, from the creation of the universe to the present day. The book is divided into several chapters, each covering a different period in history. The author uses a witty and irreverent tone to poke fun at historical events, figures, and ideas. The book is filled with humorous anecdotes, absurd theories, and clever wordplay. The author also includes illustrations and cartoons to add to the humor. Overall, ""A Parody Outline of History"" is a lighthearted and entertaining read that will make readers laugh out loud while learning about the history of the world.Were there not some amid all that fashionable throng in whom ideals of purity and true womanhood lived-- some who cared enough for the sacredness of real love to cry upon this hollow mockery that was being used to ensnare the simple, honest soldier? There was only one, and she was at that moment entering the drawing room for the purpose of being presented to the general. Need I name her.This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the old original and may contain some imperfections such as library marks and notations. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment for protecting, preserving, and promoting the world's literature in affordable, high quality, modern editions, that are true to their original work.