This is a GAG book! The title reads, "20 Yards to the Toilet" "Written by: Willy Makit" "Illustrated by: Betty dont" It's an old verbal joke that is now in real life physical form. (The center of each page has one line: "Emergency Toilet Paper") Perfect for a white elephant, joke, prank, gag gift, or birthday gift. Leave one out at school, work, a party, or wherever you want a laugh.